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A teenager was standing in front of a recruiter, about to sign his life away to the Marines.

The recruiter promised him adventure and action, and the teenager was buying it all up. He finished his training (Semper Fi!) and was immediately given his first posting: he was going to Afghanistan. Being an FNG, the Devil Dog worked long and worked hard, but by the end of his tour, he felt he had ...

The CIA are training assassins

Two men and a woman make it into the final test

The first man walks into the final test room and the CIA says “Behind that door is your wife walk in and shoot her”

The man says “Oh no, I can’t do that, I really can’t”
So the CIA escort him out the building

The second man wal...

During the last war..

..a large number of American soldiers were billeted in Brisbane and were very free spenders.

One day a girl entered a furrier’s and asked to see the best fur coat in the shop and paid five hundred pounds for it in ten pound notes.

The shop assistant was aghast and said, “You must be ...

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