Potato Head Jokes - 10 Hilarious Potato Head Jokes

Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died.

He had brain tubers.

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Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr Onion Rings

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Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business?

He always used too much starch.

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Mr Potato Head’s wife is upset.

She claims he won’t tater anywhere.

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Three Beautiful Potatoes

Mr and Mrs Potato Head have three beautiful daughters. One night, they're gathered around the dinner table when the eldest daughter speaks up.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I'm getting married!"

Mrs Potato Head looks at her "This is such a surprise! Who is he?"

The ...

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

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What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

Spud Lite

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What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy?

A Dick-Tater.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What girl like's it in all her holes at the same time?

Mrs. Potato Head

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