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Potato Head Jokes

Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died.

He had brain tubers.

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr Onion Rings

Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business?

He always used too much starch.

Mr Potato Head’s wife is upset.

She claims he won’t tater anywhere.

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Three Beautiful Potatoes

Mr and Mrs Potato Head have three beautiful daughters. One night, they're gathered around the dinner table when the eldest daughter speaks up.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I'm getting married!"

Mrs Potato Head looks at her "This is such a surprise! Who is he?"

The ...

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

Spud Lite

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What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy?

A Dick-Tater.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What girl like's it in all her holes at the same time?

Mrs. Potato Head

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