Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business?

He always used too much starch.

Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died.

He had brain tubers.

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What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy?

A Dick-Tater.

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr Onion Rings

Mr Potato Head’s wife is upset.

She claims he won’t tater anywhere.

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

Spud Lite

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What girl like's it in all her holes at the same time?

Mrs. Potato Head

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