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Woodstock was full of hippies, high-potency drugs and all-day music

At night it was fucking in tents.

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Sex could be fatal...

An 85 year old man, who has been a single widower for 30 years, gets engaged to a 27 year old girl.

He goes to his doctor for a Viagra prescription in preparation for his wedding night.

The doctor tells him, " I need to warn you that given the length of time that you have been abstin...

Lin-Manuel Miranda has contracted Covid-19

Award-winning composer, lyricist, actor, rapper, and playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda has contracted Covid-19 after receiving a spoiled dose of the vaccine. The nurse initially refused to administer the vaccine, when she discovered that it had accidentally been left out of the refrigeration unit too lo...

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An 85 year old man walks into the doctors office...

... and demands the doctor to lower his sexual potency. The doctor looking confused replies "Sir, the only sexual potency you have is in your brain". Old man replies "I KNOW! I want you to LOWER IT!!"

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