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Plotted Jokes

I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart

It had an “ex” axis and a “why” axis.

I plotted a graph of my past mistakes

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

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Three Boys

Three boys were taking a sex ed class. They received grades of D, D-, and F, respectively, so they plotted to get revenge.

"We should get her," said the first.

"Yeah," said the second, "let's grab her."

"Yeah," chimed in the third, "And let's kick her in the nuts."

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