How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)
(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
Hairstyle Competition
Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!
It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...
I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee
Phoney below knee.
Also. Not joking, totally doing it.
Update: https://imgur.com/a/A3MNdk1
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Those Essex Girls
Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl
The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!
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