How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)
(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee
Phoney below knee.
Also. Not joking, totally doing it.
Update: https://imgur.com/a/A3MNdk1
Hairstyle Competition
Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!
It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...
A Foreign man wishes to buy land.
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A Foreign man named "Paste" is looking to invest in a plot of land but is short 1/2 of the total cost.
The land he wants and feels is right for him is in the town of "Ugh" but unfortunately he lives in "Um".
He walks into the local Bank and talks to an employee with the...
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