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Plotting Jokes

I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.

I think he must be plotting something.

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A man has been arrested after allegedly plotting to enslave humanity and force everyone to make butter.

The suspect has said he just wanted to watch the world churn.

My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

This morning I caught one of my kids with graphing paper.

I'm sure he's plotting something.

What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes?

He rides his Harley.

Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?

He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser

Chic and Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five are plotting to destroy the world, and so former arch-enemies the Village People and the Beastie Boys put aside their differences to stop them

The slaughter is brutal and extremely exciting to watch, but finally, it ends in a showdown: Nile Rogers and Grandmaster Flash, laughing as they square up to the last surviving Beastie Boy and the last surviving Village Person.

He straightens his hard hat, draws his sword and charges at Nile ...

My wife is very paranoid.

She keeps saying that the government is plotting to kill her...

It's nice that she views me with such authority.

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