I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper, and a very strange look on his face yesterday
I think he may be plotting something.
Chic and Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five are plotting to destroy the world, and so former arch-enemies the Village People and the Beastie Boys put aside their differences to stop them
The slaughter is brutal and extremely exciting to watch, but finally, it ends in a showdown: Nile Rogers and Grandmaster Flash, laughing as they square up to the last surviving Beastie Boy and the last surviving Village Person.
He straightens his hard hat, draws his sword and charges at Nile ...
Plotting a graph of my past relationships is a little "complex"
Plotting a graph of my past relationships is a little "complex". It has imaginary "ax-es".
My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.
Guess I should have...
Paid attention to the red flags.
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
I have a graph of my relationships
It has an Ex axis and a why axis, trust me I’ve been plotting for a while
How Can You Trust an Omnipotent, and Omniscient God...
When he's been plotting to kill you since the day you were born?
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're definitely plotting something.
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes?
He rides his Harley.
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Tommy was 4 when his little brother was born. Tommy was pissed.
His life was suddenly turned upside down. Everyone was too busy doting on little Timmy to notice him anymore, everyone was like "Timmy this, Timmy that, Timmy's the best kid ever". Even his parents seemed to have forgotten about him. Tommy began to go deep into depression, but nobody seemed to care,...
Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?
He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser
I'm always suspicious of people who use AutoCAD... they always seem to be plotting something.
When I walked past the charthouse on the upper deck, I saw Larry furiously scribbling on a map!
I just know that guy's plotting something.
A Tale Of Two Letters
Stalin, knowing that his time was short and that Khrushchev would be his eventual successor, summoned Nikita to a very private meeting. After telling Khrushchev how lonely it could get at the top, Stalin said: "I've left for you two letters containing my wisest counsel in the bottom drawer of the...