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Pleaser Jokes

I’m done being a people pleaser

If everyone’s ok with that

My wife's a pleaser

My wife loves to help others, even when someone doesn't appreciate her. I told her one evening she should quit trying to please everyone else all of the time. Her reply was, "But I wouldn't get anything else done if I'm just pleasing myself all the time." Damn I love that woman.

Don’t be a people pleaser

Come whenever you want to

Where are the "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?

The satisfactory

For 2021, I'm absolutely done with being a chronic people pleaser..!!

......as long as everyone is ok with that ?

My dads best piece of advice growing up was "you only get one chance to make a good first impression"

I've always gone with Schwarzenegger, it's recognisable and its always a crowd pleaser

Rolando worked all his life in the circus.

He joined the circus young, and worked his way up from stable boy, to apprentice tumbler, then became a human cannonball. He was fantastic at it, shooting higher and farther than anyone had ever gone before. He also did some aerial tumbling that really excited the crowds.

But he grew unhappy...

One positive thing about voyeurs:

They tend to be real peephole pleasers

What do you call a Roman gigilo?

Julius Pleaser

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The longest joke I know

A mime had just been kicked off his street corner and was looking for a place to perform. He decides to go to the zoo where all the kids are and maybe get more attention. Well it works and he is a natural crowd pleaser. People gather around him and he is getting all the attention. This goes on for a...

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