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What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?

A wall.

(I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)

an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine

an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine. the doctor tries to persuade them

the extrovert denies

" you won't be able to go to public gatherings anymore"

the extrovert agrees to take it



the alcoholic denies

"you will ha...

What's the difference between an introvert engineer and an extrovert engineer?

The extrovert engineer stares at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert,

wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

How can you recognize an extrovert Finn?

When they talk to you they stare at the tips of *your* shoes.

How can you tell an engineer is extroverted?

When speaking to them they look at your shoes.

I met an extroverted Norwegian the other day.

The whole conversation he was staring at my shoes and not his own.

How can you tell whether a mathematician is introverted or extroverted?

The introverted mathematician will look at his shoes while telling you something.

The extroverted will look at your shoes.

What did the depressed extrovert say when he was invited out?

I’m always down

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People always ask if im an introvert or extrovert

Bitch im a pervert

I'm what you would call an anti-social extrovert.

That may sound like a contradiction, but it basically means that being alone makes me what to kill myself and I love it

How can you tell if a computer scientist is an extrovert?

They stare at your shoes instead of staring at their own

How do you recognize an extroverted engineer?

He’ll be looking at your shoes instead of his own.

I consider myself an extrovert because I like to talk

He said to no one

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

Social distancing for an introvert is like winning a free ticket to a Coldplay concert for an extrovert

I feel right at home

How do you know that a computer programmer is an extrovert instead of an introvert?

When he talks to you, he stares at your shoes instead of his own.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

introverts are like kittens

Extroverts see them and go " I want *that* one"

New York City is the archnemises of Introverts

It always seems like it's a creepy introvert that wants to destroy the largest American city.


After 9/11, even Osama Bin Laden escaped to a cave and then a Pakistani stronghold to have his alone time and recharge.


But like any good friendship, that introvert has that one ex...

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