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Why can't Gingers play jazz?

Because they have no soul.

A bass player is playing Jazz in the street for fun when suddenly one of his strings breaks.

The Bassist is a little saddened by this, since he can't really play Jazz with only 3 strings. He contemplates whether he should go buy a replacement string, but after some time he decides it could wait and starts playing Rock instead.

He plays Rock for another hour when suddenly another stri...

How to be a millionaire

Step 1: Be a Billionaire.
Step 2: Play Jazz.

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