A bass player is playing Jazz in the street for fun when suddenly one of his strings breaks.
The Bassist is a little saddened by this, since he can't really play Jazz with only 3 strings. He contemplates whether he should go buy a replacement string, but after some time he decides it could wait and starts playing Rock instead.
He plays Rock for another hour when suddenly another stri...
Why can't Gingers play jazz?
Because they have no soul.
How to be a millionaire
Step 1: Be a Billionaire. Step 2: Play Jazz.