UPJOKE
double basscellobass violdouble-bassbass fiddlebull fiddlestring basslowoctavelow-pitchedclarinetoboetrombonebassoonflute

Contrabass Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"You're flat!" said the conductor, pointing at the contrabass.

"Maybe," she retorted, "but I've got a spectacular lower end!"

So there's the two guys...

One plays a contrabass saxophone and the other plays a contrabassoon. They decided to get together and start playing music for the local townspeople. After a couple months of working up their reputation and getting a few more gigs at some fairs and carnivals, they decide to go big with their talent....

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.