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I heard China recently banned plastic waste

They better not let Kim Kardashian in this week.

My mom told me the plastic waste was full

I didn't know she watches Keeping up with The Kardshians

A supposed friend of mine and I were having a heated discussion about all this plastic waste we’re generating. I decided we couldn’t be friends anymore after he brought up straws.

I can’t be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.

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