How do you guys like Antarctica?

I often find the answers to be quite polarizing.

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A clitoris is a lot like Antarctica:

most men know it's there, but few really care.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

A scientists gets stationed in Antarctica...

The scientist was stationed at a moderately sized outpost, but unfortunately for him, he did not know anyone there.

Later that evening, he decided to hit up the only bar in the area, hoping to meet some of the fellow scientists and crew stationed there.

While he is sitting at the bar, ...

A penguin is driving around in his car in antarctica

Suddenly, his car makes a big cloud of smoke, he has to push it to the nearest mechanic.

He explains his problem, the mechanic tells him :
"Hmm ... I can't really tell the issue right now, come back in a couple of hours and I'll tell you what's wrong with your car"

The penguin start...

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Sex in Antarctica!!!

A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny.
He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you're horny here?"
The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to y...

The Flat Earth Society held it's annual conference in Antarctica this year...

... but attendance fell off.

What do you call kids in Antarctica?


What do you call zombies in Antarctica

Icy dead people.

A zoologist explorer went to Antarctica....

A zoologist explorer went to Antarctica to study the penguins that live on Antarctica. When he arrived, he saw a group of penguins living together as a cluster. He then lined up 100 penguins so that he could ask them what do they do in their daily lives.

He asked the first penguin: " Hey pen...

What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of marijuana?

A stoned cold killer.

I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica...


They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica

That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica?

Their journey went south.

The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica.

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"

1 The mechanic looks at him...

I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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Two penguins

Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, "Yo, it's really fucking cold." The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, "Oh my god! You can talk!"

What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica?

This is really code.

Building in Antarctica is difficult!

No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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A blonde wanted to hang a map up in her room and put pins in everywhere she had been

After buying the map, she went to Japan. Then she went to Alaska. Then Antarctica. Then Australia. She finally went home and picked up her map.

"Now I can finally hang it up," she said.

Did you guys hear about a terrorist group flying down south for a giant snowball fight against penguins

It was all over the news, the headlines read "Isis huge in Antarctica".

Three men run into a yeti...

Three men get stranded in Antarctica. While searching for a place to camp out, they run into a yeti. The yeti says "Each of you bring me a fruit or I'll kill you."

The first man comes back with strawberries and the yeti says "Shove them up your ass." He does so and begins crying.

The s...

Where do dead penguins go? [long]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?
Wonder no more!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,...

Penguin in Texas

A penguin decided he wanted to take a road trip. He had never really been out of Antarctica and really wanted to check out the States, so he flew to Miami and rented a car with the intent of driving to San Diego before flying home. Well, everything is going swimmingly until, somewhere in the middle ...