A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to he...
A dog comes upon a set of train tracks
As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.
Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.
As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.
The end. ...
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A group of single guys... Nsfw
...see an old friend in the bar who was married years ago. After catching up one asks him "do you ever get sick of the same piece of tail night after night?" To which he replies. "To be honest guys it does get a little old. Same lady every night." One friend asks "To switch it up a bit have you eve...
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