My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals...
Not on my watch.
I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine'
They want to call it an ore well.
English to become the official European language.
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-E...
Santa was working
And year after year, his workshop got expensive, so he started phasing out the elves with trolls. The trolls were larger and not quite as smart, but they were way cheaper and about 75% as effective. Santa didn't fire any elves, but as they got old and retired, he replaced them with trolls. Over the ...
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