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My Bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into the lake...

Now it's syncing.
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Why did the orchestra sound so out of sync from each other?

They couldn’t band together
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My wife asked me to sync her phone

so I threw it into the ocean.

I don't know why she's mad at me.
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Justin Timberlake just announced he was dyslexic.

Take a moment to let that N'Sync.
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Since it’s Easter, what do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward in sync?

A receding hareline.
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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.

It's syncing now.
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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.
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I just dropped my phone in the bath.

Now it's syncing.
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I renamed my iPod The Titanic

When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".
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All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users

Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit.

Where does Joey Fatone wash his vegetables?

N’Sync
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A woman, on a blind date with a stockbroker, asked her companion what his favorite stage of human development is, what she should be doing in the stock market, what his sexual orientation is, and about his preferred way to end a conversation. His answers left her feeling very in sync with him.

"Baby, buy, bi, bye."

Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean?

So she could get it to sync!
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.

It's syncing now.
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Thats not how the song goes...

You were singing backstreet boys and i was singing “in sync”
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I'm trying to stream Titanic

But it keeps syncing
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If you want to stay well connected, just take all your devices aboard the Titanic.

They'll sync really well...
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What do you call a musical faucet?

A sync
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I dropped my phone while washing the dishes

Guess it is in sync now .....
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A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.

It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight.


The entire fence was covered in lights! Fenc...
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I just named my iPad "The Titanic"

...so when it syncs, iTunes tells me "The Titanic is syncing."
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I tried uploading a picture of the Titanic to OneDrive

... But it just kept syncing.
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What did my Data say when he was drowning?

I’m syncing!
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I named my iPhone “Titanic”

Going to wait till it syncs, then Jack off.

One day we'll be able to put our thoughts from our brain into our phones.

Let that sync in.
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What’s a dirty dishes’ favorite band?

N’sync
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When I go to the pool

When I go to the pool, I set my phone to update while it sits in my locker. That way I can sync and swim at the same time.
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Why don't Bluetooth devices swim?

Because they're always trying to sync.

(My dad wrote this joke, just wanted to share it somewhere)
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Have you heard of the new titanic app?

I was excited to use it, but as soon as I plugged it into my computer it started syncing!

- My professor. No one laughed.
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I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

When your iPod stops working, it floats.

Because it doesn't sync.
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What did the American mobile tower on the coast say about the foreign cruise liner?

I will not sync with this ship.
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Helen Keller was blind and deaf.

She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.
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There was this musician in North Korea…

One day he was called upon Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have the great North Korean orchestra play it to him in the humble auditorium.

The man, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked.
The big night arrived with the musician stood at the fron...
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Got this new game on my phone called Titanic. It's kind of annoying...

Every time I open the app it syncs.
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The titanic had Bluetooth

It synced
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Why did the engineers of the Titanic II make sure to include a solid Bluetooth system?

They didn't want the ship to get stuck syncing again.
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Have you seen my digital boat?

Oh wait, its syncing.
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A rock band was booed by the crowd.

The drum player and the bass player drink in a bar, depressed as fuck, trying to figure out what went wrong.
'It's probably the stage sound', the bass player suggests. 'That engineer can't mix shit in a bowl, let alone sound.'
'Come on, we've had worse. At least the monitors were working.'...

Some puns

•    How does Moses make tea ?   Hebrews it. 


•    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

   
•    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. 

   
•    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. 

   
•    I know a guy ...
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A KING WITH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER

Once there was a King who has a beautiful daughter named *Melody*.

The King, knowing that his *time* is near, want to find a prince for Melody.

He announced to his people that whoever crosses the *legendary river* (It has 25 hungry **alligators**) alive will be the one to marry Melody...

There was this musician in North Korea....

One day he was called upon by Kim Jong Un to compose a piece of music and have the Great North Korean Orchestra play it live to him in the Humble Auditorium.

The musician, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked and got to work composing a piece of music. One week later, on...
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