A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases..."
"...In her 20's, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom...
Why is the moon so grumpy?
It's just going through one of its phases
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There are 3 phases of sex in a marriage.
1. First 5 years - House sex (Anytime / Anywhere) 2. 5 to 15 years - Bedroom sex (only in the bedroom) 3. 15 years plus - Hallway sex (You walk past your partner in the hallway and say ‘Fuck you’)