Courtesy of my seven year old:. What kind of trees can you find snacks in?

Pantries.

Girls, beware of fats guys

They just want to get into your pantries

Why did the kitchen blush?

Because everyone could see her pantries

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A woman is looking for a birthday gift for her husband...

She goes all around town, to all the sporting stores, department stores, gadget/computer stores, can't find anything her husband would like or doesn't have.

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