**What Is the Difference Between Stabbing a Man and Killing a Hog?**
One is assaulting with intent to kill; the other is killing with intent to salt.
what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation?
A period piece!
My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny...
So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A bit of history
In the Victorian era the rich people drank tea from bone china cups while the poorer classes had to use earthen-ware mugs. Bone china can stand the shock of having boiling water poured directly into it but earthen-ware can't. So the upper classes would pour their teas and then add the milk but the l...
What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?
One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander.
Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes): http://www.historytoday.com/blog/2011/10/victorian-jokes-best-19th-century-humour