UPJOKE
coupletwosomemateduomatchyoketwogeminateduettwindoubletoncopulatesodomizejoinset

Pairs Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?

The sign says "No trespassing"

I just learned that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs..

It's because they are Inca hoots.

You should always bring two pairs of pants golfing.

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do toucans dance in pairs?

Because two toucans can can-can better than one toucan can.

what do socks and fruit molesters have in common?

They come in pairs.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Pairs of parrots

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's ob...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Playing cards in pairs is like sex

If you don’t have a great partner, you should have a good hand.

Twins come in pairs....

Redditors come in coconuts.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Try to imagine a woman with six pairs of breasts.

Looks good, dozen tit?

What do you call a pair of drunken cacti?

Pickly Pairs!

Quantum entanglement is not hard to understand:

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

A lady of the house lost three pairs of expensive panties and blamed the maid, in front of her husband.

The maid looked at the husband and said "Sir, you're my witness. You know I never wear panties."

Arkansas.

Two rednecks, Dale and Billy Ray, were walking downtown, window shopping and suddenly, they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $10 each, shirts $2 each, trousers $3 each".

Dale says to his buddy, "Billy Ray, looky there! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Arkansas, sel...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I once met a girl with six pairs of boobs

Sounds weird dozen tit

What do you get when two different pairs of similar angles get in a car accident?

a wrecked angle


(This took me one 20 minute shower to think out)

I saw a guy put on two pairs of sunglasses.

He looked pretty shady.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.