Russian Mafia Jokes - 5 Hilarious Russian Mafia Jokes

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Russian Mafia boss Semion Mogilevich, Japanese Yakuza boss Kenichi Shinoda, American Gangster boss Al Capone and Mexican Cartel boss El Chapo Guzman are in a plane.

They have been on a flight for hours and are all bored.

Mogilevich says: "I'm bored, let's see which mafia has the biggest balls" he looks over at one of his henchman and says "Hey I order you to slit your throat." The henchman does exactly as he says and bleeds out in front of them.

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What do pussy and the Russian Mafia have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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How do you tell if there's a Russian at a cock fight?

He brings the orange

How can you tell if there's Russian Mafia at the cockfight?

He bets on the orange

How can you tell if Putin is at the cockfight?

The orange wins

Bosnian guy called Sakib just started working as a car salesman in Germany

Bosnian guy called Sakib just started working as a car salesman in Germany.

First day passes by and Sakib sells 10 cars to some Chinese guys. His boss is shocked, and then ask him: "Sakib, how did you sell 10 cars?" To which Sakib replies: "Boss, all people around the globe know me." Boss jus...

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