Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...

I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

I made a joke about net neutrality

Americans didn't get it.

If I had $ for every time I heard about net neutrality

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In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now.

Or you'll pay for it later.

With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

80% of Americans want net neutrality

The other 20% are dead

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With Net Neutrality gone I’m finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons

You may laugh now, but you won’t be when my pigeons deliver nudes faster than your service provider

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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!

Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!

Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!

I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because

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What's the deal with Net Neutrality?

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For all the people talking completely overblowing the net neutrality issue, I just want to say

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What do you call a website without net neutrality?

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What do you get when you repeal net neutrality?

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What's the best thing about net neutrality jokes?

Not everyone gets them.

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Don't worry, anyone who doesn't take action in protecting net neutrality will get FREE sex when this blows over!

Specifically, you'll get fucked by Comcast and Verizon.

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Net Neutrality won't ruin everyone's life unlike previously stated

I have it on good authority that the Amish don't give a fuck

So i heard about what net neutrality is..

But i'm not going to buy that

Did you hear the joke about Net Neutrality?

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Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?

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The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

Why do internet service providers try to end Net Neutrality every few years?

The intent is to provide citizens with a sense of pride and accomplishment in fighting for their rights.

Excited about Net Neutrality Repeal

Now all my opponents will have the same ping as I.

The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn’t a joke it’s real my dudes

You know what they say about net neutrality...

I don't know. The webpage hasn't loaded for me either.

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

Net neutrality is overrated. I can still access all the sites.

Besides, most of them are the same anyway, always showing only 404 and the like.

The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...

I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.

What if net neutrality didn’t work.

Facebook could be the thrift shop for reddit.

Post Net-Neutrality

Google User: I want the search results!

ISP: You can't afford the search results!

Have you heard of this thing called Net Neutrality?

r/all of us have...

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It is the year 2200

In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.

On...

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