This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the Clock Lovers Association

Signed up immediately, it’s about fucking time.

I got a letter from my Homeowners Associations too

It just said "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."

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