When geese fly south in a V formation. One line is always longer. You know why?
There's more geese in that line.
When birds fly in a 'v' formation, one side is always longer.
After millions of dollars and thousands of hours spent researching this phenomena, scientists believe they now know why. It's because one side has more birds than the other.
A flock of geese passes by overhead, in class 'v' formation.
Dad: Do you know why one side of the 'v' is longer than the other?
Son: No, why?
Dad: Because it has more geese.
What do you call a formation of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
How is a thrown dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter?
They’re both flying information.
So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation
She gave a stellar explanation.
They told us to get in formation
So, I started investigating.
When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that.
There are more geese on that side.
Three organized weaklings defeat an army of barbarians.
When asked how they did it, they responded:
"You know what they say, knowledge is power."
The people still didn't understand, so the trio explained it further:
"Well, you see, we were in formation"
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech-making.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times...
Mark Twain- “A plan for the improvement of the English language”
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.
The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.
Year 2 might reform...
Have you ever heard of the Bowling Ball Killer?
He waits till he sees a group of people standing in a perfect bowling pin formation and then that's when he strikes. Very disturbing.
(not mine, but my partner's joke)
How do data march?
What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? [OC]
A rather drunk lieutenant formed up the platoon:
"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?" "Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out. "Who said that?" "Galileo." "Galileo, step forward!" "But he has died long ago!" "So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?" ...
[repost] The captain called the sergeant in....
“Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’s mother died yesterday.
Better go tell him and send him in to see me.”
So the sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops.
“Listen up, men,” says the sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. <...
A recruit is told to do push ups
A recruit is in formation when the drill sergeant tells everyone to do push-ups.
The recruit raises his arm and says " Sir, I can't do push-ups, Sir!"
The drill sergeant responds "AND WHY THE HELL NOT RECRUIT?"
The recruit responds "Sir, I have no hands, Sir!"
The drill s...
How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias?
They're flying in-formation.
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The...
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The Gods decided to create trees...
The land was barren with nothing but muddy ground, rock formations, some small creatures and a pair of humans. So the Gods decided to create 2 trees to live as partners. The female tree was named Eva and the male Lee. As all other forms of life around, the trees were naked.
Eva was not conten...
WW2 pilot recalls a morning patrol in front of son's school class
A grade school teacher, who was doing a unit on World War II heard that the father of one of her students had been a fighter pilot during the war with one of the Scandinavian Air Forces. She invited him to come in and speak to the class. The guy was more than happy to talk, and began with a story ...
Four college friends
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.<...
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Why was the black woman pregnant of quadruplets arrested?
The Old Man and the Dog
One day, an old man was walking down the street when he saw a bunch of kids surrounding something in a circular formation.
The old man, who was now concerned about a fight he may need to break up, walked over and saw that the kids were rather surrounding a dog.
The old man asked, "What...
Two recent philosophy graduates..
2 recent philosophy graduates, John and Andy, embarked on a cross-country journey to better understand the meaning of life.
They took with them their best friend, Bill, who was a college drop-out and a former drug addict who's now sober and helping his dad's business.
John and Andy tho...
Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?
They both cause the formation of free radicals.
So in a program on the BBC about WWII, the host is interviewing a surviving member of the Dutch Free Air Force.
The geezer says, "So there we were flying in formation over the English channel, when Suddenly these four Fokkers come out of the clouds. So I get behind the first Fokker and shoot him down. Then I do the same with the other three Fokkers."
The host interjects," For clarification, I think my ...
Day 3 in the desert:
I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation
The animals were bored.
Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field...