Would Orlando Bloom?

No, but Elijah Wood.

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Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a fourth grade class...

The teacher asked Mr.Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious POTUS asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and k...

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What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre?

Finding out that your son was gay.

Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50

Most of the survivors found were in the closet.

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I couldn’t decide whether to masturbate to the weather forecast or to The Lord of The Rings.

I guess it doesn’t matter. Either way we’re looking at 9 inches in Orlando.

During his speech after the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump refuses to be politically correct...

And just to be safe, he refuses to be correct.

The blonde girl panicked when she got stuck inside her car as her doors wouldn't open.

She quickly dialed 911 and cried, "I'm in the Orlando Mall parking lot, my doors won't open and its getting to be a hot day!"

The dispatcher sent a squad car and soon the police were searching about the parking lot looking for her car.

The operator asked, "The officer wants to know wha...

A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye.

She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, "Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."

The guy freaks out. He says, "I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle ...

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