TIL: Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 (USD) for his role as Legolas in the LOTR trilogy.

One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.

How do you clean Disney World?

With an Orlando Broom.

Would Orlando Bloom?

No, but Elijah Wood.

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The definition of tragedy

Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a 4th grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious POTUS asked the class for an...

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What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre?

Finding out that your son was gay.

Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50

Most of the survivors found were in the closet.

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A man is taking a hike

A man from Maine is taking a hike one morning. The Sun is up, the sky is clear, it was all in all a beautiful day. The man checks his phone for the time, and when he looks up he immediately noticed a change in both humidity and temperture. To his left is a sign welcoming him to Orlando! He decides t...

The blonde girl panicked when she got stuck inside her car as her doors wouldn't open.

She quickly dialed 911 and cried, "I'm in the Orlando Mall parking lot, my doors won't open and its getting to be a hot day!"

The dispatcher sent a squad car and soon the police were searching about the parking lot looking for her car.

The operator asked, "The officer wants to know wha...

A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye.

She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, "Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."

The guy freaks out. He says, "I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle ...

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