Why does the capital of Puerto Rico have the same look as San Jose and San Salvador?
Because, when you've San Juan you've San them all.
A friend of mine a went to the US embassy for a visa. When asked where he was going, he replied,"San Jose". The immigration officer corrects him that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hose'' J is pronounced as ''H'' in the States.'' So how long is your stay in San Jose?'' "7 months; from Hanuary to H...
You have to be from Hong Kong to get this joke.
My dad's coworker, Joachim, was applying for a visa to travel to America at the U.S. Consulate in Hong Kong. The immigration officer interviewing him ask where in the U.S. he was planning to stay.
"San Jose" , he answered.
The immigration officer corrects him that in the U.S. they pr...
A lot of cities like to name their sports teams after their states major disasters
- Chicago Fire (Soccer) - Colorado Avalanche (Hockey) - Kansas City Tornadoes (Basketball) - San Jose Earthquakes (Soccer) - Miami Hurricanes (Football) - New York City Jets (Football)
Original joke taken from a comment by u/toastytreats
What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
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Stapleton Airport Incident
(This one is pretty old folks) As reported by the San Jose Mercury News:
During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the d...