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Phillies Jokes

A father is planning a birthday party for his son, who is a huge Phillies fan.

The father recently befriended a sports agent, so he reaches out:

"Hey Mike, my kid's birthday is coming up on the 27th and I wanted to see if you could pull some strings to have someone from the Phillies make an appearance at his party."

"Yeah, I think Shane Victorino is actually gonn...

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Jerking off is like baseball

It starts with the phillies, then yankees, then you have white sox

So apparently the Phillies aren't serving beer this year...

They lost the opener

Stupid but its an Uncle joke so I had to

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