WIFE: if you quote Ace Ventura one more time, I'm seriously going to leave you
ME: alllllllllrighty then
Thankfully it's not another virus we have to worry about.
The police have found a large number of dead crows on the 101 just north of Ventura early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. Th...
There are two kinds of people: Those who make Ace Ventura references every day...
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Heard this one on the radio this morning.
An 80 year old man sees a hot young lady in the store. He approaches her and says "I don't mean this to sound like a pickup line, but you look familiar. Are you a doctor?" The young lady says "yes sir I am, I'm a urologist". The old man says "oh yeah I went to you 10 years ago because me and the wif...