Newton's Jokes - 13 Hilarious Newton's Jokes

Newton's third law of Emotion.

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

What does grades and Newton's apple have in common?

They both fall to make people study

Newton's fourth law.

Everything is better with bacon.

An apple falls on Isaac Newton's head

He shakes his fist at the sky and says, "There should be a law!"

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law

"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

Given Isaac Newton's links to the slave trade,

perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.

It would be a weight off his shoulders.

Newton's 4th Law

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

newton's law

john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?

david: i'm a science student, not a law student !!

What is Isaac Newton's favorite TV show?

Gravity Falls

Why do Jedi like Newton's 3rd law?

Because its about balancing the force.

The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

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What did Newton's penis say, after seeing a nude girl on the beach?

Fuck your law of gravity, I am going up.

Me : what do you study? She : I'm science Student. Me : Can i ask a question? She : ask. Me : what is Newton's 3rd law?

She : Listen, im a science student not a law student.

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