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Compton Jokes

What's the most confusing day in Compton?

Father's day.

I moved to Compton so I wouldn't get ED.

Cuz The Boyz In the Hood are always hard.

What do people from compton eat when they go out for italian night?

Spaghetto

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

[Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire!

She sucked all the bloods

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If gays come out of the closet, where do straights come out of?

Compton

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Tommy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend".

"I've got a 3 kill streak leave me alone" he cries, eagerly gripping his controller.

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey champ, how you doing?"

Tommy ignores him.

"Don't like champ, huh? How...

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An EMT was called to a scene in the ghetto

This is actually a true story.

My friend who was an EMT working in South Los Angeles was called to a Domestic Violence scene in Compton. Upon arriving on the scene, a man was sitting on the front porch holding the back of his head where blood was spilling out.

"Are you okay? What happ...

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