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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?

Fig Newton's law.

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