Gauss Jokes - 3 Hilarious Gauss Jokes

I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

Castration

Jack goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."

Doc: "I can't do that! We only do something that extreme if it's an emergency."

Jack: "I've thought about this and I want it done. If you're not going to do it, I'll find another doctor who will!"

Doc:...

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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-...

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