My Doctor: "Have any members of your family suffered from insanity?"

Me: " No, we all seem to enjoy it"

Recent study shows insanity is hereditary

you get it from your kids

Insanity Does Not Run In My Family

It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

This is my 57th time posting this joke.

How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?

Locomotive.

As a young man, I never really understood insanity.

Until I got married.

Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result...

... so unless I'm crazy, I should probably stop getting out of bed in the morning.

Insanity defined

The definition of insanity is when you’re cheating at solitaire and a fight breaks out.

Doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

As proof, doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

I had a pun about insanity...

...but then I lost it...

Crazy

A guy went to visit his girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage. Her father said, "Okay, but just to warn you, there's a long history of insanity in my family. My daughter shows no signs of it, but who knows about the future or any children you might have."

Somewhat shaken up...

The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong.

I enjoy every minute of it.

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

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