My Doctor: "Have any members of your family suffered from insanity?"

Me: " No, we all seem to enjoy it"

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

This is my 57th time posting this joke.

Insanity Does Not Run In My Family

It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.

Recent study shows insanity is hereditary

you get it from your kids

How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?

Locomotive.

Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result...

... so unless I'm crazy, I should probably stop getting out of bed in the morning.

As a young man, I never really understood insanity.

Until I got married.

Doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

As proof, doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong.

I enjoy every minute of it.

Insanity defined

The definition of insanity is when you’re cheating at solitaire and a fight breaks out.

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

Crazy

A guy went to visit his girlfriend's parents to ask for her hand in marriage. Her father said, "Okay, but just to warn you, there's a long history of insanity in my family. My daughter shows no signs of it, but who knows about the future or any children you might have."

Somewhat shaken up...

I had a joke about insanity

but then I lost it.

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I didn't say she was insane

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are meeting with a divorce lawyer.
The lawyer turns to Mickey and says,
"I'm afraid that insanity is not a plausible reason for divorce."
Mickey replies,
"I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Math puns are the first sine of insanity

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When I first became an Ancap.....

>When I first became an Ancap, I was just an unemployed high schooler who had never worked a labor job in his entire life. I had that whole "welfare recipients are parasites, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, forcing people to subsidize your shitty life choices is morally wrong, nobody is...

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The Bar Challenge

A man walks into a bar....

Upon sitting down, he notices a sizeable jar behind the bar, full to the brim with $50 notes.

He says to the barmaid: “What’s with all the cash in the jar?”

The barmaid replies: “It’s for our bar challenge, which consists of three different tasks”. Y...

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

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Long, but worth the read. Wrote it myself.

In the darkest corner of my basement I sat alone. Eyes puffy from hours of crying and yet tears still streamed down my face. A lone snot bubble formed as I wiped my nose on my sleeve. I refused to use my hands. I looked down and in the pale moonlight streaming through the window I could tell the...

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