The definition of insanity is mindlessly repeating a quote that Einstein never said.
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The Defense pleads 'Not Guilty by reason of insanity' and loses
They go to appeal and plead 'not guilty by reason of insanity' again, expecting a different result.
They win the appeal.
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Insanity is hereditary
You get it from your kids
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Kevin McCarthy: Hold my beer.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone,
but they’ve always worked for me.
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Insanity defined
The definition of insanity is when you’re cheating at solitaire and a fight breaks out.
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Insanity Does Not Run In My Family
It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.
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Einstein famously said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
But doing the same thing over and over again and actually getting a different result - that's called Computer Programming.
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How do you know you have reached quarantine insanity?
When you look at old photographs and videos and get pissed because nobody is wearing masks.
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I keep googling “what is the definition of insanity” to find a joke I heard a while ago...
But I keep getting the same results
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How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?
Locomotive.
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My Doctor: "Have any members of your family suffered from insanity?"
Me: " No, we all seem to enjoy it"
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Did you hear about the guy on trial for murder trying to get off with an insanity plea by pretending he’s a fish?
He was trying to be coy
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I didn't say she was insane
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are meeting with a divorce lawyer. The lawyer turns to Mickey and says, "I'm afraid that insanity is not a plausible reason for divorce." Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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I had a joke about insanity
but then I lost it.
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As a young man, I never really understood insanity.
Until I got married.
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"sir this is the eleventh time you’ve been here for the same crime."
your honor, did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?
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A teenager rolled up to the Mexican border on a bike...
He had a sack of sand in his hand.
"What's in the sack?" asked the border patrol officer
"Just sand," said the kid.
The officer didn't believe him, so he opened the sack up to find just sand. The officer dumped the sack empty and dug through it but he only saw sand. He even took...
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Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?
He had a real loco motive
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I was certain that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result...
but every dictionary I check says something else.
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