What borders on insanity?

Canada and Mexico....

My doctor asked if I suffer from insanity.

I replied: No, I enjoy every minute of it.

insanity is hereditary

You get it from your kids

Did you hear about the guy on trial for murder trying to get off with an insanity plea by pretending he’s a fish?

He was trying to be coy

A panda walked into the restaurant where I work as a server.

He came in, found a table and sat down. Hesitantly, I approached and took his order. He ordered sooo much food. He ordered at least one of every entree. I faithfully took notes and read them back to him. Satisfied, he sent me away to give the orders to the kitchen staff.
I took a detour to ask m...

I keep googling “what is the definition of insanity” to find a joke I heard a while ago...

But I keep getting the same results

Insanity Does Not Run In My Family

It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.

My Doctor: "Have any members of your family suffered from insanity?"

Me: " No, we all seem to enjoy it"

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How do you know you have reached quarantine insanity?

When you look at old photographs and videos and get pissed because nobody is wearing masks.

Einstein famously said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

But doing the same thing over and over again and actually getting a different result - that's called Computer Programming.

I was certain that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result...

but every dictionary I check says something else.

How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?

Locomotive.

Doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

As proof, doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.

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A young girl was about to get married.

The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.

"Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."

"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.

Two weeks after the wedding, the girl a...

Insanity defined

The definition of insanity is when you’re cheating at solitaire and a fight breaks out.

As a young man, I never really understood insanity.

Until I got married.

I had a joke about insanity

but then I lost it.

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

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I didn't say she was insane

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are meeting with a divorce lawyer.
The lawyer turns to Mickey and says,
"I'm afraid that insanity is not a plausible reason for divorce."
Mickey replies,
"I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

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