Why did the Penguin get away with robbing the Gotham City Central Bank?

Because Batman doesn’t go downtown.

The Joker was walking around snowy streets of Gotham

Joaquin in the winter wonderland.

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A Dyre Predicament

"So kind of you to cruise by, Superman. How are the kryptonite shackles treating you?"

"You won't get away with this! Who are you anyway? I've never fought you."

"Oh, that's because I'm not a villain. And I intend to keep it that way, which brings me to the nature of today's exercise...

Expectant mothers of Reddit, name your child Gotham.

When they cry in the middle of the night you can turn to your SO and whisper on their ear 'Gotham needs you!' and they will get up.

I was in Gotham the other day and had dinner with Mr Freeze...

...hes not much of a conversationalist though, all he did was give me the cold shoulder

What the difference between gotham and the world

in gotham the bat never killed anyone

What would be a good toothpaste slogan in Gotham?

I believe in Pepso-Dent.

You know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?

Because during the day he’ll sparkle.

If Gotham was a ghetto

Will there be Blackman and robbing?

The Joker kidnapped some Scandanavian actors. He called the Gotham Police Department and said,

"Ya wanna know where I got these Skarsgårds?"

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

I don't know why the villains of Gotham City can't prevent Batman.

The answer is apparent.

What did Batman show the Joker when he dropped his batpants?

Deez batnutz.

GOTHAM!

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Superman is Horny

Superman was horny one day as he's flying around.

He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up.

>Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?"

>Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the c...

What does Batman say when he fails his mission?

Gotham it.

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It's a slow day of crime in Metropolis...

...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," ...

Poison ivy and harley quinn

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide have their mind set on robbing Gotham City Bank. "Now, remember the plan," Poison Ivy tells Harley. "Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car. Time passes by ten minutes...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen minutes....

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