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Gotham Jokes

Expectant mothers of Reddit, name your child Gotham.

Then when they wake up at 3am you can roll to your Husband or Partner and say ‘Gotham needs you!’ and they will get up.

There was a murder in Gotham last night. Police Commissioner Gordon told Batman some elaborate conspiracy theories,

But it's more likely that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

The Joker was walking around snowy streets of Gotham

Joaquin in the winter wonderland.

Why did the Penguin get away with robbing the Gotham City Central Bank?

Because Batman doesn’t go downtown.

What the difference between gotham and the world

in gotham the bat never killed anyone

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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

I was in Gotham the other day and had dinner with Mr Freeze...

...hes not much of a conversationalist though, all he did was give me the cold shoulder

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

If Gotham was a ghetto

Will there be Blackman and robbing?

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

I don't know why the villains of Gotham City can't prevent Batman.

The answer is apparent.

The Joker kidnapped some Scandanavian actors. He called the Gotham Police Department and said,

"Ya wanna know where I got these Skarsgårds?"

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

You know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?

Because during the day he’ll sparkle.

What did Batman show the Joker when he dropped his batpants?

Deez batnutz.

GOTHAM!

What does Batman say when he fails his mission?

Gotham it.

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Superman is Horny

Superman was horny one day as he's flying around.

He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up.

>Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?"

>Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the c...

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A Dyre Predicament

"So kind of you to cruise by, Superman. How are the kryptonite shackles treating you?"

"You won't get away with this! Who are you anyway? I've never fought you."

"Oh, that's because I'm not a villain. And I intend to keep it that way, which brings me to the nature of today's exercise...

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Superman and Batman hanging out

Superman was wrapping things up with the very last bad guys still in Metropolis. After that was done he realised he had nothing else to do, so he decided to go and visit Batman.
So Superman flies over to Gotham City at super-speed, over to the Batcave to chill with Batman. Batman also has Gotha...

Poison ivy and harley quinn

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide have their mind set on robbing Gotham City Bank. "Now, remember the plan," Poison Ivy tells Harley. "Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car. Time passes by ten minutes...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen minutes....

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It's a slow day of crime in Metropolis...

...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," ...

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