Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?
It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."
What did Jim Carrey say when he wasn’t allowed to have a left handed baseball player on his team?
Allllllllllll righty then!
Did anyone see the new Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels movie last night?
Dumb and Dumber III: Lloyd and Harry Run for President.
Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997?
He was all righty then.
I call my kettle Jim Carrey.
Because it brews all my tea.
What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common?
No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.
It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Wi...
When I was a boy, sometime in the mid-90s, I had absolutely zero friends. My concerned mother brought in the neighbor kids for a dreaded 'play date'..
It started out just awful. Everyone ignored me and horsed around. Once they started trying to wreck my moms furniture, I had to take out my secret weapon.
My dad had scored an early VHS release of the last years most popular movie. I could have been the only one in the country with this mo...
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.
A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!
The film crew creates...
Johnny on his first day of high school
Johnny sat in a circle with the rest of his new classmates on his first day of high school.
Teacher: Now kids we're going to play a game so we learn a bit about each other. We're going to go around the circle and each person is going to tell me their name, favourite animal and who they'd take...
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Jokes for the week of 4/6-4/12
A French breast scientist advises against wearing bras after a thorough study, thus tying for the best job ever and the best news ever.
A GOP rep said not gays nor NAMBLA can redefine marriage. Thankfully, nine fabulous people in robes can. #suckit #nohomo #somehomo #yeshomo