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I'm opening a bar that hosts brass bands every weekend.

I'm calling it "HornPub".

Why did the all-pharaoh brass band break up?

They didn’t have a Tutankhamun.

I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments

Turns out it was the Salivation Army

Building contractor

This building contractor dies in a tragic accident on his 40th birthday.

He ends up heaven where he's greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band and Saint Peter.

Saint Peter shakes the guys hand and says congratulations!

The contractor is a little confused and says congratulati...

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