So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

What’s the difference between a car and Madeline McCann?

I don’t have a dead car in my garage

I don't like Madeline McCann jokes...

There's always something missing from them.

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What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

They're both at the bottom of the sea full of semen

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

I wanted to set my password as madeline

But apparently that's taken.

I was talking to my friend about nicknames...

Like how “Maddie” is short for “Madeline” or “Alex” for “Alexander”

-“But wait, how do you get ‘Dick’ from ‘Richard?’”

You ask nicely

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GEORGE and me MADDY

(Best told in my best drunken Irish accent) Old couple driving home.

George: Madeline, me Maddy, for 50 years we’ve driven this old country road.

M: Aye George we have, the same fences to our right lit by the pale moonlight.

G: Do you remember sometimes we’d pull the car off to ...

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