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Stealing mixers

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work,



but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

Music producers are basically like a pizza business.

They both make their dough from mixers.

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A man was drinking at a bar...

...and had been for hours. Needless to say the man was thoroughly trashed. After a dozen or so beers, he can barely sit on his stool. Suddenly, he stands up and asks the bartender, "Hey! Wheresh the bath-hic-room?"

The bartender, disgusted, looks at him and says, "Down the hall and on the lef...

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