A friend of mine is really into tattoos and recently had both arms done in full sleeve tattoos.
The right arm is done like those flames you see on old hot rods and the left is done to look like the flames of hell.
First night with the new tatts, he went to a pub wearing a singlet to show off his new art, but was refused entry....
No fire arms allowed.
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An American tourist had visited all the usual sights
An American tourist had visited all the usual sights. He'd seen the Sydney Harbour and everything else but he wanted to see the real Australia. So there he was on the weekly rail motor out to Thargomindah. There wasn't much to see. There was a drought, it was hot and the wind was blowing dust ever...