I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers.
But the lady behind the till keeps putting it back
What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider?
They're in mean median mode.
I went to the grocery store to buy the grocery divider
But every time it reaches the end the lady puts it back.
My wife is so much better looking than me...
...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.
Credit: Charles Demers
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
How much penance is there for a blow job?
A man is in confessional when the priest says "Hey, I've got really bad diarrhea, could I get you to take over for a bit?" The man says "I don't know what penance to ask for sins.", to which the priest replies "I have a list..." and opens the divider to show the man the list on the wall. "You just l...