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Seitan Jokes

Satan has decided to go Vegan

Now he's Seitan

Why did the vegan get kicked out of church?

He said he really enjoyed seitan.

Veganism is sinful.

Because it’s seitanic worship.

Why do christians hate vegans?

Because vegans love seitan

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