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Polish People Jokes

My father passed this morning. In his honor, I present his favorite joke: why do polish people have ski at the end of their names?

Because they can't spell toboggan. - Stanley G. Kapuscinski

Edit: thanks so much for the kind words and thoughts and prayers. Thanks so much for your equally awful jokes.

To a lesser but still significant extent, thanks for the awards.

What do polish people do for fun?

Polish stuff

What do you it call when Polish people can’t agree among themselves?

Polarized

Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally...

so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles.

Polish gram-pa said it.

How many Polish People does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and Two to turn the ladder.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

TIL that the toilet seat was invented by the polish people and only after 5 years the American perfected it by adding the hole in the middle.

A rough translation of a jk my dad told me

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A Medieval polish farmer is out working in his fields one day, and digs up an old magic lamp. He begins to wipe off the dirt, thinking to sell it at market, when suddenly a Genie flies out, offering the astonished farmer 3 wishes.

"Oh Noble farmer, you have freed me from my prison, and for that I grant you 3 wishes! What say you?"

The farmer thinks hard about his first wish, and finally says "I wish for the Mongol hoard to come invade Poland."

The Genie looks at the farmer, puzzled for a moment, then nods. The e...

A polish guy and a German guy are arguing..

The polish guy said Polish people are the smartest people in the world. He'd even made ludicrous claims. He said the Polish people invented the outhouse. The German looks at him and says "yes, but it was us DAMNED Germans who put the hole in the floor"

Heard that Poland is a lot like Britain...



Just with fewer Polish people

POLISH JOKE

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?
For people that don't want anything to drink

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Girl on the bus

I was on the bus the other day, and I sat next to a girl who was reading a book called "sex and statistics" and I just had to ask her about it.

She said: "it's fascinating, really. Native Americans have the thickest cocks. Polish people have the longest, and Jewish people cum the fastest, for...

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