What state is Lake Michigan in?

In liquid state 😛

Did you hear about the hipster who was found frozen in a block of ice on Lake Michigan?

He was into water before it was cool.

A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria...

A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The wa...

Polish Cruise

A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar:

"Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!"

So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out.

When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple ...

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My pet fish

A man was stopped by a game-warden at Lake Michigan with a large bucket full of fish.

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

“These fish? No, sir, these are my pet fish."

"Pardon?"

"Every night I take these fish down here to the lake...

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