Now instead of drooping limply into Illinois, the Greatest Lake now projects majestically into Wisconsin.
A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria...
A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The wa...
A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar:
"Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!"
So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out.
When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple ...
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My pet fish
A man was stopped by a game-warden at Lake Michigan with a large bucket full of fish.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
“These fish? No, sir, these are my pet fish."
"Every night I take these fish down here to the lake...