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Lake Michigan Jokes

What state is Lake Michigan in?

In liquid state 😛

A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria...

A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The wa...

The Polish Cruise

A Polish guy is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outside a bar: "Polish Special: Dinner and a Cruise, $3.00!" So the guy walks in. Immediately he is hit in the head and knocked out.

When he wakes up, he's floating in Lake Michigan in a barrel with an apple in his lap. He...

A tourist walks into a bar

A tourist walks into a bar and asks for information. "What state is Lake Michigan in?" he asks the bartender. "Liquid." the bartender replies.

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My pet fish

A man was stopped by a game-warden at Lake Michigan with a large bucket full of fish.

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

“These fish? No, sir, these are my pet fish."

"Pardon?"

"Every night I take these fish down here to the lake...

The one about the quickly wed couple

So a man, lets call him Dan, meets this girl, we'll call her Stacy, on a blind date. They hit it off right away and chat the night away. Well they go on another date, this one went even better than the last, Dan's heart flutters every time he thinks of her. So then Dan asks her on a third date and t...

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