I went to the store and got what I thought sweetened condensed milk.

When I got home and opened it up, it said “You don’t know how to cook, but you’re trying so hard. Bless your heart, honey.”

Turns out it was sweet’n condescending milk.

In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.

So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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