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Condensed Milk Jokes

Where does condensed milk come from?

Dwarf cows!

I went to the store and got what I thought sweetened condensed milk.

When I got home and opened it up, it said “You don’t know how to cook, but you’re trying so hard. Bless your heart, honey.”

Turns out it was sweet’n condescending milk.

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

Why was the cat so small?

It was brought up on condensed milk.

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