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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because no one can say “nut juice” with a straight face.
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I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'.

They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.
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I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!
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Made the switch to almond milk...

...because at 30, it’s about time I got off my mother’s.
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