Why is it called Almond Milk?

Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.

(Hope this isn't a repost)

Why "almost milk" is called "almond milk"?..........

because nobody can keep a straight face while saying "nut juice".

I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'.

They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.

Made the switch to almond milk...

...because at 30, it’s about time I got off my mother’s.

What do you call a toeless almond milk drinker?

Lactoes intolerant

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