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Topping Jokes

What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?

Croutons

What’s a Muslim’s favorite pie topping?

Allah mode

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?

Because it was too kneady!

What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?

Chopped dates!!

(first joke I've ever come up with)

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It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced: "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excite...

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes

Because when IT reigns, it pours.

An Old Couple has Memory Problems

They both continually struggle with short term memory issues, forgetting their keys, glasses and everything else you could possibly imagine!

One day they went to the doctors to ask him what they could do. He told them that one of the best things they can do is write everything down. Not only ...

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Just seen a guy

Just seen a guy at the ice cream shop beating the shit out of a bottle of ice cream topping.

I think it was assaulted caramel

The 'sandwich artist' turned my toppings into bottoms

Fitting, for a sub.




*precautionary NSFW tag; idk, I dont post much

I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza...

There's not mushroom

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