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What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?

Croutons

What’s a Muslim’s favorite pie topping?

Allah mode

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?

Because it was too kneady!

What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?

Chopped dates!!

(first joke I've ever come up with)

An Old Couple has Memory Problems

They both continually struggle with short term memory issues, forgetting their keys, glasses and everything else you could possibly imagine!

One day they went to the doctors to ask him what they could do. He told them that one of the best things they can do is write everything down. Not only ...

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