What do you call a pizza with no toppings?

Mushroom for improvement

What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?

Croutons

What’s a Muslim’s favorite pie topping?

Allah mode

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?

Because it was too kneady!

I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza...

There's not mushroom

What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?

Chopped dates!!

(first joke I've ever come up with)

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