A young morticians apprentice crashes through the door of his mentors office and says excitedly: "Hey Monty! You gotta check out this lady that just came in."
Monty slowly gets up from his chair. "You know Mike, there isn't much I haven't seen. A lot of bodies have come through these doors." "Yeah, but have you ever seen a chick with a shrimp in her pussy?" Monty is intrigued. He follows Mike out to the stainless steel table and looks at th...
I knew they weren't fooling around
Little Sameer was failing in maths. His parents tried everything.
Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres, but nothing helped. As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic School.
"Those nuns are tough" they said.
Sameer was soon enrolled at St. Mary's...