The protege gets hungry and starts eating some dough he found on the counter. The baker gets mad and yells, "Hey! I kneaded that!"
The ranchers
Two ranchers are out working on some fence. They happen upon a calf that is entangled in the wire. The older, more experienced rancher, Bill, looks at the younger one, pulls his pants down and begins to have his way with the calf. When heโs done, he looks at his protege, Ralph, and says, โyour turn....
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An intern's first day on a pirate ship...
A pirate and his protege are together on a ship. The protege asks the pirate, "Barnabus, how did you get that peg leg?" The pirate replied "I was in a rigorous battle, attempting to plunder another ship. Out of nowhere came a cannonball, and blew my leg square off!" "Well then, how did you acq...
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