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One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!!

I'll fuck their boyfriends

My French friend taught me his family's secret recipe for cooking duck in its own fat

I'm his confidant

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