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Mental Disorders Jokes

I don't have any mental disorders.

My other personalities aren't so lucky.

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Sexual fetishes are getting seperate volume in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

I am half Spiderman, half batman and half moon knight...

\- Poor
\- With no powers
\- With mental disorders

I tell all my dates I'm an open book.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.

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Why psychologists don't like bondage sex?

-because they only like DSM

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