Lobotomy Jokes - 11 Hilarious Lobotomy Jokes

I don't need a frontal lobotomy...

I need a bottle in front o' me!

Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses

It's a no brainer

"The lobotomy was a success!"

Tom said absentmindedly.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I was so angry the doctor messed up my lobotomy.

I gave him a piece of my mind.

Unbelievable! I need to have a lobotomy tomorrow

I'm gonna give the surgeon a piece of my mind

The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job.

I have half a mind to tell him so.

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My doctor says that I'm unstable and that I should get a lobotomy...

Fuck him, first thing in the morning I'm gonna march right in there and give him a piece of my mind!

As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me...

...than a frontal lobotomy.

They say drinking one beer a day can prevent you from having a psychotic break, which is great...

...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and a significant brain surgery?

One is a free bottle in front of me, and the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy

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